So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize