No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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