Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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