so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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