Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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