Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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