his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You were trust falling into bushes
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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