didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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