I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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