Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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