Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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