What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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