Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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