I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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