I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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