Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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