i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My dick has a subreddit
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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