so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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