plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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