i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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