apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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