At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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