I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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