I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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