It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
false alarm, still single
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