a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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