Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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