your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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