nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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