Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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