yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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