return my video game
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
honey bunches of taint.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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