And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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