I am full of burrito and curiosity
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
