Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Randomize
