She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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