Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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