All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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