Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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