My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Randomize
