So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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