Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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