I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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