what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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