ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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