My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Semen is not good for contacts.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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