You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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