just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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