What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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