Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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