Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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