Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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