What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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