just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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